June 02, 2012

HUMOR - SAN PEDRO, CALIFORNIA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT


SAN PEDRO HAS ITS BENEFITS

Just because S.P. has the largest Italian-American population outside New York City, that doesn't mean it should be targeted for ridicule. 

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GEE MAN -

I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING AND IF I WAS INVOLVED IN ORGANIZED CRIME AND INTERNATIONAL DRUG SMUGGLING, I WOULD FEEL THE SAME EXACT WAY YOU DO.

WE ALSO HAVE A LARGE PERCENTAGE OF PEOPLE OF YOUR ILK HERE IN SIMPSONVILLE, SOUTH CAROLINA  AND I AM PROUD TO
SAY AND HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT THEY CONTRIBUTE A GREAT DEAL TO THIS COMMUNITY.

UNFORTUNATELY,  THE BUREAU OF PRISONS IS THINKING ABOUT RELOCATING MOST OF THEM TO NEW FACILITIES IN NORTHWESTERN STATES AND SINCE SO FEW PRISONERS OF OTHER ETHNIC GROUPS EXIST, EXCEPT FOR THE
OCCASIONAL PARKING VIOLATORS OR THOSE WHO FAIL TO LIMIT THE VOLUME OF MUSIC AT HOLIDAY CELEBRATIONS --
THIS COMMUNITY WILL LOSE ONE OF THE MAJOR ECONOMIC PILLARS WE HAVE COME TO DEPEND ON FOR OUR TAX BASE.

THE ONCE IN  A WHILE MONEY EARNED FROM CAPTURING ESCAPEES HAS ALSO FUNDED MANY COMMUNITY PROJECTS HERE IN SIMPSONVILLE.  THE PROPERTY TAX  ON TRAILERS AND PICK-UPS TRUCKS IS EXPECTED TO SOAR IN THE COMING
YEAR.

I JUST FELT THE NEED TO EXPLAIN HOW IMPORTANT YOUR PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TO THIS COMMUNITY AND LET YOU KNOW THAT THEY WILL BE MISSED WHEN THEY VACATE THE PREMISES.

TAKE CARE  AND I TRUST YOU ARE AVOIDING ARREST AND INCARCERATION OF YOURSELF AND YOUR "FAMILY" IN SAN PEDRO.

I WON'T SIGN THIS -- SOME FOLKS IN TOWN MIGHT NOT LIKE ME ASSOCIATING WITH A POTENTIAL DETAINEE.

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